Some movie quotes I found interesting for maybe no reason at all.
This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time – Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself! – Harry (Dumb and Dumber)
We got a winner! – Tappy Tibbons (Requiem for a Dream)
It seems that envy is my sin. – John Doe (Se7en)
I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger. – Joker (Dark Knight)
So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned – my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it. Derek says it’s always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can’t top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you’d like. ‘We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.’ – Danny Vinyard (American History X)
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel’s life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. – Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
Should I call you Bullet? Tooth? – Avi
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. – Bullet Tooth Tony (Snatch)
Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere? - Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
Ah… flashback humor. – Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
So you’ll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five? – Mary
Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight? – Harry
[Laughs] Stop it – Mary
Okay. Seven forty-five – Harry (Dumb and Dumber)
Ass…to…Ass – Uncle Hank (Requiem for a Dream)
Protection from what? “Zee Germans”? – Turkish (Snatch)
I will fuckin’ cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family’s dinner with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin’ Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my house. – Derek Vinyard (American History X)
Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!* – Joker (Dark Knight)
We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolition committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this… because Tyler knows this. – Narrator (Fight Club)
Pullover! - Cop
No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing. – Harry
Yeah, killer boots man!- Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
Check out the funbags on that hosehound. – Harry
I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.- Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent? – Joker (Dark Knight)
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again? – BrickTop (Snatch)
-You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
-So you can breath.
-Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing – 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. – Tyler Durden / Narrator (Fight Club)
We’re so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It’s crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together? – Derek Vinyard (American History X)
My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school. – Marla Singer (Fight Club)
Some men just want to watch the world burn. – Alfred (Dark Knight)
Avi! – Doug the head
Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats. – Avi
We’ve got sandy beaches… - Doug the head
So? Who the fuck wants to see ‘em? – Avi (Snatch)
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. – Harry
I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man. – Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
I am Jack’s smirking revenge. – Narrator (Fight Club)
WE LANDED ON THE MOON! – Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze, hmm? And you *are* beautiful.
[hovers around the incredibly nervous Rachel]
You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got ‘em?
[grabs Rachel's head and positions the knife by her mouth]
Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…
[mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]
…to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he meerly laughs it off]
A little fight in you. I like that. – Joker (Dark Knight)
Proper Fucked – Mickey (Snatch)
Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should’ve learned your lesson on the fuckin’ basketball court. But you fuckin’ monkey’s never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I’m gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin’ mouth on the curb….Now say good night – Derek Vinyard (American History X)
This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits. – Narrator (Fight Club)
If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she’ll invite us right in for tea and strumpets. – Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything. – Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
FOR GOD’S SAKE! JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NUMBER! – Harry (Dumb and Dumber)
And…here… we…go! – Joker (Dark Knight)
What’s that smell? – Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
You can keep the 10 grand, along with the body. But if I see you again – YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! – Well, look at him. – Boris the Blade (Snatch)
You know, I don’t really recall. Starts with an S! Let’s see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson? – Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
We got no food, no jobs… our PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”- Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
Y’see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little…push. – Joker (Dark Knight)
D’you see this?
[Pulls down shirt to reveal huge swastika tattoo on his chest]
This means “Not welcome”. – Derek Vinyard (American History X)
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. – Narrator (Fight Club)
A lot of bad drivers out there. – Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
We’ve lost Gorgeous George. – Tommy
Well, where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain’t as if he’s incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it? – BrickTop (Snatch)
The first rule of Fight Club is – you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is – you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. – Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
We really should stop fighting, we’ll miss the fireworks! - Joker (Dark Knight)
Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour? - Lloyd
It’s the Soup of the Day. – Waitress
Mmmm. That sounds good. I’ll have that.- Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
The things you own end up owning you. – Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
-Here’s where the infant’s head went through the wind-shield. Three points.
-The teenagers braces are still wrapped around the backseat ashtray. Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
-The driver must have been huge, see where the fat burned to the seat? The polyester shirt? Very modern art.- Auto Shop Workers (Fight Club)
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was….a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife,”Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth. “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And….. Why so serious? – Joker (Dark Knight)
I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen. – Lloyd
Oh, I don’t know, Lloyd. The French are assholes. – Harry (Dumb and Dumber)
You met me at a very strange time in my life. - Narrator (Fight Club)
Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later. – Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? – Lloyd
Austria. – Lady at bus stop
Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!- Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
You’ll see, I’ll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh… civilized people, they’ll eat each other. – Joker (Dark Knight)
His name is Robert Paulson. – Members of Fight Club (Fight Club)
I’d say more like one out of a million – Mary
So you’re telling me there’s a chance. – Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
In the industry, we call them “cigarette burns.” – Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
People will die. Starting tonight. I’m a man of my word. – Joker (Dark Knight)
Suck me sideways – Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)
It’s called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea. – Narrator (Fight Club)
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention. – Harry (Dumb and Dumber)
I need a new suit – Batman
Yeah, three buttons is a little ’90′s, Mr. Wayne. – Lucius Fox (Dark Knight)
