I found these in my BuddyProfile (if you remember this fad)
(BAND PRACTICE 2004)
::Prologue(Backround INFO)::
Since we practice at Sabri’s dad’s Autobody shop(not where the cars are moron) we have to be respectful to his dad and the shop.Doing some chores be4 practice….
(Danny laying on couch)
Sabri: Danny get ur lazy ass up we have to wash my dads car be4 we start practicin.
Danny: No i dont want to wash a car i want to practice
(Sabri flicks him off and goes with brandan and marco to wash his dads car….Later Danny comes out by us)
Danny: CMON lets practice
Sabri: WE have to WASH MY DADS CAR FIRST.
Danny: I didnt come here to wash cars
Sabri: WE Have to fagget
DAnny: YOU GOT SOMETHING UP UR ASS TODAY
(Sabri throws sponge at danny’s face)
(Danny punches sabri…and misses)
(Sabri punches Danny and pushes him into carboard boxes)
(Danny falls)
(More punching and fighting)
……Later
Danny: Sabri went too far! he shouldnt have hit me like that he’s an animal (sobbing)THE BAND IS OVER!(sobbing) im returning all this shit
Sabri:Im sry, i dont want this to end (crying) i have nothing else (sobbing)
Danny: its ok
(crying)
(hug)
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“Young Wet Bitches”
“well this morning i ate a cold piece of pizza, and when i get home..im prolly gonna have another piece of cold pizza”- Ms. Wiegandt
“Kinda reminds me of the singer of NoTa”- Ms. Wiegandt
“my god sabri you have a big outer nipple”-marco
“man you stupid…but i like you”-marco
“hi im paul…hi Im hungry!”-me and marco
“doctor(shakes hand)doctor(shakes hand)doctor(shakes hand)”-me danny marco
“lets play sharades…(gestures two fingers) 2 words…(middle finger)”-sabri
It was cloudy as hell outside and we were walking home-”Wow its darker than Jesus’s asshole out here”-Joe mandel
“if u got paid 10 million dollars would you hear master of puppets every other hour for the rest of your life?”-marco
“son of a bitch….that sums up my whole day”-kc
“-After the nuclear holocaust…survivors will crawl out of the rubble in the dark, light a fire, then one man, the singer of songs will sing…and that my friend is the essence of Rock n’ Roll
-What the hell are u talking about?”-Rockstar
“You’re not gonna be shotsberger….you’re gonna be cheese burger”-Danny
“dont say tommorrow any more just say two hands”-Danny
“cmon KEYKEY! ur litter box is that way…keykey wont survive in time square KEYKEY! where are u”-Raab Himself
“You play so fucking good pappy”-Roy
“Jennifers Eye omg!”-zach,marty
“-Chris’s mom: chris, idk where im going.. do i take a left or right on higginns?
-Marty: oh my god, i could walk home faster…oh fuck it ill just walk”
“I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die”-Mr. Garrison
“I wanna DNA test!”-Marco
“Wtf is up that kid, does he like snort crack or like smell of skunk”-Giovanna
*2 little kids doing gay jumps into the pool*
(ME)”Man marty we’re we that retarded when we were little?”
(MARTY)”PROLLY!”
NoT x iNNoCeNt x : im grounded
StUdBrOtHeR 3of3 : from wat?
NoT x iNNoCeNt x : i lid to my pro
NoT x iNNoCeNt x : parenst**
Me: “wow i feel like an idiot”…**runs out of the room doing cartwheels**
To ZAch: and then the camera zooms in on her nose that has a face on it that just shrugs in confusion
“Ah..Disgracie”-Sabri
“You can’t decide of a purple pen”-Marco
Danny- “oh shit this van reeks like shit man…”
Marco-”I WANNA SMELL THE VAN, I WANNA SMELL THE VAN **BEEPS HORN**IWANNA SMELL THE VAN **BEEPS HORN**IWANNA SMELL THE VAN **BEEPS HORN**IWANNA SMELL THE VAN
Dannys Dad: SHUT THE FUCK ALREADY!
“It wasnt me, I swear i would have said it but it wasnt me”-Marco
Marco -”OJ is innocent you know why? becuz he is black on the inside but black on the outside”
Danny -”wtf u talkin about?!”
Marco -” Just think of us as a Luxenburg, ya dig?”
“TUBERCULOSIS”-Marco
“If the Moon was a moon pie would u eat it? I know i would, i’d have seconds”-ME doing Harry Carry
“OMG i cant FUCKING breathe”-Sabri reading a note from lamise to marco
“Martie”-How ms. Groner spells Marty’s name lol
“Wanna play SKATE? *paper scissors rock*”-our skate tradition
“What a fucking MOOK”-Pat
“Negligable”-Mr. Maduta
(ME)”Do u know what my grade is now?”
(TEACHER)”Yeah”
(ME)”What is it?”
(TEACHER)”IDK i cant remember”-WTF?
“STUMP”
“Potato Cock”
“*taps shoulder..turns around* Ready?!”-Scott
“Man, Sabri has been with two girls and he already found the one…I’ve been with countless girls..the smart ones..the smart ones that turn into whores…”-Dan
“..the ones that look like ghouls”-Marty
“HI!”-Marty
“Unique Handling”-Chris
(me and wendy citing dumb and dumber)
*whistle sound*-Me and Jeff
“Halo 2 sucks…I basically hate that game”-Marty
“WOO, YEAH”
“HEY DANE!”
“Dashi, one day u will realize not everything is yours”-ME
“41 years in that cage!, u want that?”-Marty
“You think I don’t know..but trust me I know all ur fucking lies”-Me and Karryn
“You can knock up all the girls you want after 3:15″-Jeff haha
“I bet Karryn feels like a million bucks right now”-Me
*to little baby* “Hello”
*baby turns head to different direction* “O..K” -me with Wendy
“are u making precipitation?”
“You bi-polar baby” -wendyy
“Napoleon,just ask the school nurse, i know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer” Wendy being Kip
“Do the chickens have large talons?”Me being Napoleon
*ME AND KEVINS LONG ONE HOUR TALK BY THE FIREPLACE ABOUT EVERYTHING…FROM WW3, TO THE STARS, TO AIRSOFT, TO GIRLS, TO CAMPING, TO MUSIC, AND YEAH..GOOD TIMES SUMMER JUST FUCKING ROCKS, 6/14/05*
ME: We’re such jokers
KEVIN: Jokers in trousers
MARCO: Definitley not wearing shorts
ME: Not quite the weather for it
KEVIN: AHA
MARCO: AHA
ME: AHA
TOAST BOY HAHAH
“Calm down baby, have a piece of cheese?”
“Well, alright”
*chews*
*MMMM That was nice! YUM YUM!”-BFM
-”I can poke you all i want, burnt GAY man..I bet your gay!”
-”THAT IS NOT TRUE, I am not gay, i have a calender of naked ladies on, at home”
-”liar, LIAR”
-”SEP CHA!, I’LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF”-BFM
“Cocoa Puffs is the codename…You put cocoa on it and then you Puff it”-KEVIN AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
“What the hell was going thru ur mind when u said that!? i bet it was something like ‘omg i got something genius! I have my window to tell them!’” Me talking about Kevin’s line above hahhahahahah
“A BEE DAMNED IF HE AINT ABIDEEN”-SABRI
“Jabroni”-Bitch Tits Bob
“SWEETNESS”-Bitch Tits Bob
Marco flooding every toilet in his way.
“We’re the corn people”-ME
“What if bob was one of the corn people?”-Kevin
“Who wants a body massage?”-Marco
“Thomas!? Morgan!?”-Kevin, Marco
“Do you speak of the Masonry?”-Marco, Milosh
